OKAY BUT SHUT UP :

RAGS .
The Walkers Guy's Offspring Would Get It

I'd Standardly Eat Cheese & Onion Crisps Off His Chest

NO LONG .

So What If He Looks Like :

I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE .

JODIE CONNOR PON DI SPEAKERBOXX :

TINCHY STRYDER : "IN MY SYSTEM"

"HOW DID YOUR GRANDMA SEW LIKE THAT ?!"

BATTLE OF THE 2010 BOYBANDS :

FRIXION

VS .

THE WANTED

VS .

MANTRIXX

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT :





FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT !!!!
OR GIRATE YOUR LIL' SKINNY JEANS AND BOOTS OFF .

OH MY GOD :

"Diss Me Not; I'm Frisky, WHAT ?! Still Itchin' To Stick Me Cock In Pixie Lott"

ME TOO .

CLICK PRO GREENS FACE TO COP :

"ALIVE TILL I'M DEAD" PON ITUNES

FREE LOHAN :

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Eats Crack On Toast With Her Eggs In The Morning .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Sprinkles Crack Onto Her Cucumber Slices For Lunch .

I Don't Care If Lindsay Lohan Seasons Her Chicken With Salt, Pepper And Crack For Dinner .

I Don't Care If She Washes It ALL Down With Liquid Crack .

FREE CADY HERON .

"Got Off On The Wrong Foot With One Of The Guards . She Said She Was From Africa And I Asked Why She Was White ."

GIRLS :

IF THERE WAS EVER A LESSON TO BE LEARNT, HERE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE :

WATCHING COUPLE NICKI MINAJ VIDEOS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO OUT AND MAKE THIS MONSTROSITY .